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Sasha Baron Cohen BBC Interview

It sure is weird seeing this guy not playing a character for once.

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Michael Caine, Pelé and Sylvester Stallone

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am bored.

I have way too much free time on my hands lately and I need a way to fill it until the next big project at The Rocket Lab. With that in mind I have decided to compile a list of ways to fill my time.

In no particular order:

1. Find a job that fills the spare hours away from The Rocket Lab
2. Take up competitive kite flying
3. Write The Great American Erotic Novel
4. Start a blog
5. Attempt to run across the county à la Forrest Gump (across the country is too far)
6. Watch Forrest Gump again
7. Become a prison inmate’s pen pal
8. Bust up a dog fighting ring
9. Fake my death
10. Finally watch The Wire
11. Invent a new drink
12. Seek revenge on someone who wronged me in the past
13. Harness the power of my third eye
14. Reunite Kenan and Kel

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Translation:

Just watched Being John Malkovich again.

What a great movie.

Fun fact: Being John Malkovich is the first DVD I ever owned.

WILL BRUCE WAYNE SACRIFICE HIS LIFE TO STOP BANE IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES?

WILL THE XENOMORPHS (A.K.A. THE ALIENS IN THE ALIEN MOVIES) MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN PROMETHEUS?

BONUS QUESTION: WILL THE PROMETHEUS TRAILER BE IN FRONT OF EVERY MOVIE UNTIL IT ARRIVES IN THEATERS?

WHY CAN’T SPIDER-MAN KEEP HIS MASK ON THOUGH AN ENTIRE FINAL FIGHT SCENE IN A SPIDER-MAN MOVIE?

So Obama has come out that he supports same sex marriage…

Is that news?

Is everyone in a tizzy because he publicly admitted it?

Didn’t everyone already know this?

It’s  like Jenna Jameson publicly admitting she sees no problem with premarital sex! Everyone already knows!

Until Obama actually does something constitutionally for gay marriage I see no reason to get excited on either side of the issue.*

*Of course he won’t do anything too radical before the election…why take action that could lose him some votes when he can give the voting public a vague hope he’ll do something after being reelected?

The Avengers (of course) was super awesome.

I won’t waste your time or mine by going into detail how spectacular this movie was, because you already know it dear reader.

One side note: Does anyone remember the part where Loki called Black Widow “mewing quim”?

Yeah, well in case you’re not up on your Victorian-era British slang, that translates to “whiny cunt”.

Loki has a dirty mouth.

I came across this set of art today during my usual internet travels. I don’t know where their originally from, but I got a huge kick out of them.

Enjoy!

And my personal favorite….

Note: In times when I have nothing to write about but need to update my blog/have an itchy finger to write I turn to the Rocket Lab’s “Random Blog Generator” to generate a topic. This is one of those times.

Today’s Random Generated Topic: Records

As super hipster embarrassing as it is, I do in fact collect records. And like a hipster douche I have them stored and displayed in an orange crate in my room next to the record player. Currently I have somewhere around the 50ish range*.

I actually take a small amount of pride in the collection too. I won’t buy/take a record just for the sake of it being another record to add to my collection. It has to be something that a) I actually would listen to and b) something that is in fairly good shape (a.k.a. playable).

The records themselves range from David Bowie’s “The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spider Of Mars” to The Clash’s “London Calling”**. I have multiple Johnny Cash and Billy Joel albums (cause I don’t care what people say, Billy Joel is cool), and of course I have the record that every collector must have in their vinyl collection: “Frampton Comes Alive!”.

 But if you were to ask me what the crown jewel of my collection was (I’ll just pretend you did ask), I would have to say it was my first copy of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” that I got for a steal!

Here’s how I got that baby…all I had to do was give a friend a ride to wrestling practice! And that’s not even the best part…in addition to the Pink Floyd record, I also got to pick out two other records! That’s right loyal reader…3 records for the price of a car ride across town!

Still to this day I consider this to be the best bargain I have ever made.***

*50 what you would call “good” records. If I included crappy old records of singers long forgotten that I was given but didn’t throw out but rather stored in a box somewhere my count would be somewhere in the 150ish range.

**Pressing from years ago, not recent reissue pressing, bitch

***Sorry this blog reads like a 3rd grader’s book report

Wow.

Just…wow.

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer